Christmas, 2003
I Love You, Pretty Puppy
Christmas, 2003
Flowers Don’t Frighten Me So Much Any More
Summer, 2003
Circus Notebooks, 1927
Summer, 2003
Uvula Shadows
Summer, 2003
Snatcher
Summer, 2003
Pitched
Summer, 2003
Pickers
Summer, 2003
Girl Confesses
Summer, 2003
Love and Lightning
Summer, 2003
Eric’s Top Ten Reasons for Changing His E-mail Address
Christmas, 2002
‘Wiggie Waiter Bites into Millions!’ Said the News
Christmas, 2002
Whoredom
An excerpt.
Christmas, 2002
Steak and Eggs
Christmas, 2002
The Rat
Christmas, 2002
Hot or Cold
Christmas, 2002
The First Rule
Christmas, 2002
Two Stories
Christmas, 2002
The Testimony of Carl Sanders, Inventor of the Microchip
Summer, 2002
Two Nights Before Christmas
An excerpt.
Summer, 2002
The Useless
(For Derek McCormack)